How to Get a Free Meal

Let me explain. A few weeks ago, some friends and I went out to eat after our softball game. I had just used the restaurant's bathroom, where a previous user had done something to make the toilet unable to flush. I told the workers at the front of the restaurant about the bathroom situation and had just sat down when the waitress brought out our four huge glasses of water. It was slow motion as we watched all four waters dump into my lap! Needless to say, I had a water problem that night.
and that is how you get a free meal........